Mike works in Hamway's Hardware Store in London, along with Kenny, Steve and Rex. Kenny is smug, worldly and somewhat overbearing, Steve, a student, is a trainee, and Rex, the boss, has a juvenile obsession with sex belying his late-middle-age years and 40 year marriage. The four relax at the nearby Nice Day café, staffed by Mike's girlfriend Anne and the blowsy Julie. The hardware boys endure an antagonistic relationship with their customers, and as their conversations stray into laddishness Mike tries, unsuccessfully, to rise above it all.

Available on DVD (Zone 4 - PAL).
Approx. running time: 180 mins.
PG classification. Contains: mild sexual references, mild coarse language, mild comedic violence.